What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

What are some ballbusting stories?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Is fellatio addictive?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

© you're so funny!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did I move on so fast from a relationship that was my whole life and I was so attached, I moved on by 2 months?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.